I have no idea what I'm doing

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr, via pizza)

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

(Source: inthelifeofa, via burritoboybish)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my girlfriend

out of her container

it’s ice cream

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)