I have no idea what I'm doing
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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just spooning my girlfriend
out of her container
it’s ice cream
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls